Written By Alfredo Esparza
SMW TV #38 (9/21/1992)
Taped 9/21/1992 at Hancock County High School in Sneedville, TN. Aired on 10/17/1992.
Bob Caudle and Dutch Mantell on commentary.
The Dixie Dynamte vs. Joe Cazana
Joe Cazana gets Dixie Dynamite down with a shoulder block but Dixie gets him off the ropes with an armdrag. Cazana complains to the referee about his hair getting pulled to stop the action briefly. Dixie gets Cazana in a headlock. Cazana shoves Dixie into the ropes but Dixie gets him again with an armdrag.
Dixie Dynamite locks in an armbar on Joe Cazana. Cazana slams Dixie but misses an elbow. Dixie goes back to getting an armbar on Cazana. Cazana fights back and sends Dixie into the corner turnbuckles. Dixie blocks a punch and gets in a few of his own at Cazana. Cazana rakes Dixie’s eyes. Cazana whips Dixie into the corner but Dixie Dynamite reverses and catches Cazana with a superkick. He covers Cazana for the pin.
WINNER: The Dixie Dynamite
Bob Caudle is joined by The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express for an interview. Ricky Morton mentions how ever since they’ve gone against Jim Cornette led teams like The Midnight Express and now the Heavenly Bodies they always heard about Mama Cornette putting up the money. Morton mentions that he’s never seen Mama Cornette and Gibson agrees with him. He says that Mama Cornette just had her picture taken by a famous photographer. Gibson starts laughing. Morton says that he went to this photographer and got himself a copy of her picture and that later on the show, he’s going to show everyone this picture.
They recap what went down last week with The Master and the bounty hunters that are attacking Brian Lee and anyone who is helping Lee.
Brian Lee promo about The Master and the bounty hunters. He says that he is frustrated about the situation and always being attacked from behind. He tells “The Master” to quit being a wimp and show his face.
SMW Commissioner Bob Armstrong joins Bob Caudle to find out more about “The Master”. Armstrong offers “The Master” the deal of the century. He says that if “The Master” calls off the bounty and stops the stalkers that he will give him air time on TV to air out his grievances.
Jim Cornette promo for the upcoming Beckley show.
They make the announcement for the Dream Match contest where fans can write-in matches they would like to see in November. Dutch Mantell tells Caudle that he has a letter from a fan and Caudle asks to see it but Dutch refuses to show him and reads what the fan wants to see which is a dream match between two old-timers, Tojo Yamamoto vs. Whitey Caldwell. Mantell tells the fan that the two men are dead and is upset that fans are sending those types of letters in. Caudle doesn’t believe him and thinks Mantell wrote the letter.
The Heavenly Bodies (Stan Lane & Dr. Tom Prichard) (w/ Jim Cornette & Killer Kyle) vs. Ben Jordan & Robbie Eagle
The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express join Caudle and Mantell at the announcer’s table. Stan Lane and Ben Jordan start the match and Lane dominates early on until Jordan catches him with a leg takedown. Jordan tags in Eagle. Cornette starts to yell at the fans. Eagle reverses a wristlock on Lane but Lane tags in Prichard. Eagle catches Prichard with an armbar. Prichard catches him with a big knee across the chest.
Dr. Tom Prichard with a suplex on Eagle. Lane back in the ring and he chops Eagle a few times and then follows it up with a clothesline takedown. Prichard back in and he gets in another hard chop across the chest of Eagle. He follows it up with a dropkick. Prichard tags in Lane who catches Eagle with two kicks and then slams him onto the mat. He follows with an elbow drop on Eagle. Lane misses a second attempt and Eagle tags in Jordan.
Ben Jordan takes Stan Lane down with an elbow. Jordan goes for a cross body block off the ropes but Lane ducks under it! Lane tags in Prichard. Prichard picks up and backdrops Jordan and Lane slams him into the mat and covers him for the pin.
WINNERS: The Heavenly Bodies
“Down and Dirty” with Dutch Mantell. His guests this week are Jim Cornette, The Heavenly Bodies and Killer Kyle. Mantell congratulates Cornette for the injunction he had placed against The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express. He doesn’t believe that they have a picture of his mother and even if they did they are not allowed to show it on TV. He calls The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express liars. Cornette vows that they will collect on the bounty on Brian Lee.
Dr. Tom Prichard says he is sick and tired of hearing about The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express talking about the past and what they did against The Midnight Express or any of Cornette’s past tag teams. Prichard tells them that they are the new and improved Heavenly Bodies. Stan Lane says his ears still hurt and he tells the fans to shut up. Cornette said it took The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express seven years to beat The Midnight Express but claims that it will only take 7 days for The Heavenly Bodies to beat The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express.
Ronnie Garvin joins Bob Caudle for an interview. He’s wearing Paul Orndorff’s robe. He tells Caudle that you have to fight fire with fire. Garvin tells Orndorff that he’s going to make his life miserable and he’s going to drive him out of SMW. He’s still upset over Orndorff tearing up his towel since it was a personal item. He calls Orndorff, “Paula” again.
“Nitro” Danny Davis vs. Mike Sampson
Fans continue to chant “Paula” as Paul Orndorff shows up and tells Garvin that he won’t get away with what he did. He tells Garvin that he’s just like the fans and calls them all rednecks. He’s upset that Garvin stole his robe and then cut it up. He asks if Garvin thinks he’s going to turn him crazy as his voice raises in tone and he answers himself with a “Yes” but quickly says “No”. He vows to end Garvin’s wrestling career.
Danny Davis dominates the match against Sampson as the Orndorff interview continues to air in a small screen. Davis gets Sampson in a wristlock. Sampson catches Davis with a slam but Davis escapes.
Orndorff is still doing his interview when he says that he’s going to start taking it out on others starting now and charges over to the ring and attacks Danny Davis. Sampson asks Orndorff what he’s doing and Orndorff knocks him down. Orndorff piledrives Davis! He starts to stomp on Davis and goes for a second piledriver but Garvin runs in for the save.
WINNER: Danny Davis
Paul Orndorff grabs the mic and tells Garvin that the process of elimination has just begun. He tells Danny Davis that he hopes that he broke his neck and Garvin will be next!
SMW Commissioner Bob Armstrong joins Bob Caudle to discuss what just happened with Paul Orndorff’s attack on Danny Davis. He fines Orndorff $2,500 and will try to get Orndorff to pay Danny Davis medical bills.
The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express come out to unveil Mama Cornette’s picture. It is a photo of a dog dressed to look like an older woman. The Heavenly Bodies and Jim Cornette charge out and rip apart the picture. Cornette is about to blackout and wants the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express to come out right now. Lane is upset that they did that to Cornette’s mother and he calls them low down. Bob Armstrong tells them that he’ll give them a match but it must be for the SMW Tag Team Titles. The Heavenly Bodies and Cornette argue about having the match. Cornette signs the contract for the match.
Another Jim Cornette promo for the upcoming Beckley show.
They announce The Heavenly Bodies vs. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express for the SMW Tag Team Titles for next week’s show.
The Dirty White Boy and Mr. Ron Wright join Bob Caudle for an interview. Mr. Wright says he is a very weaken condition because of Tim Horner and that he’s been told he could lose his sight. He starts to cry about his condition and said that the glass got into his eyes and talks about Horner’s continued attacks on him. He tells the fans that they should be ashamed of themselves and pray for him.
The Dirty White Boy asks what kind of man Tim Horner is for attacking a “poor old cripple man”. He says Mr. Wright was at one time the greatest professional wrestler of all-time. He says several men got their butt beat by this man. He says that he’s trying to make money to help Mr. Wright. He doesn’t see Tim Horner being a nice guy because all he sees is Horner attacking a “poor old crippled man”. He asks Horner to please leave Mr. Ron Wright alone.
Bob Caudle says that the fans don’t see it that way and has never known Tim Horner to be the type of man to attack an old man. Mr. Ron Wright asks Caudle why he took out the part of the video were Tim Horner tells him that he’s going to kill him. He says that he heard that with his own ears.
The Dirty White Boy has an announcement to make in the ring. He enters the ring and announces that if Horner was there right now that he would give him a shot at the SMW Heavyweight Title. He doesn’t think Horner has the guts to be there and is probably at home. Tim Horner shows up and The Dirty White Boy asks Mr. Ron Wright about Horner not supposedly being there. Several men show up to hold back Horner which leads to The Dirty White Boy acting tough and asking how much he’s paying all those men to hold him back and asks Horner if his wife is the one who wears the pants in their family.
SMW Commissioner Bob Armstrong won’t allow Horner to enter the ring and tells him the doctor won’t allow him to enter the ring. The Dirty White Boy heads over to the announcers table and he continues to rant about Horner. Horner charges at him and they start to brawl. Horner beats on The Dirty White Boy throughout the gym. Horner can be heard yelling that he’s going to pull The Dirty White Boy’s eye out as the TV time runs out.
SHOW THOUGHTS: Good episode. Matches were short and not much went on with those but they continued their main storylines with a strong finishing segment between The Dirty White Boy and Tim Horner. Mr. Ron Wright’s promo on Horner attacking him was excellent. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express unveiling Mama Cornette’s photo was funny and Cornette going crazy and agreeing to give them a tag title match was great.